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Dating in the District
I am new to the district and all of it's dating intricacies...To begin with, I have quite the colorful dating history. I have dated the entire range of the Loser Spectrum, from Criminals to Sexual...
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Intoxicated Infatuation
The other night I was waiting at the Metro station when approached by two rather cute, (albeit drunk), guys. They asked me for directions and continued to quiz me on my life story. "What's your name?"...
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The Not-So-Pick-Me-Up
I was walking to the grocery store last week and was the recipient to a chorus of "Ay, Mami!!" The fact that it's inappropriate and the speakers were creepy is not what bothered me. I can't help but...
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Face It
The Journalist and I met on a blind date. We emailed and text messaged back and forth ahead of time. He seemed fun enough. If only I had known that electronic conversations can be worlds apart from...
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How to Scare Away Pseudo-Celebrity in Less than Ten Words
Recently I went into my neighborhood coffee shop, the daily bestower of the Holy Drink Grail. Little did I know, it's also the bestower of the Holy Man Grail. While waiting there, I looked up to see a...
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The Alter Boy and the Cynic
Brian was cute. Blonde, clean cut. And nice. Insanely nice. It was no surprise that he was an elementary school teacher. He was genuinely sweet; that you could tell from a mile away. But he quickly...
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